America’s 250th birthday celebrations are a mess. Here’s how we should mark the day | Dave Schilling
Instead of a UFC event and poorly attended state fair, how about ditching the electoral college and a new season of Game of Thrones? I hate birthdays, especially my own, which is ominously arriving next month. I used to love them, back in those days when I had something tangible to look forward to: getting my first car, graduating high school, my first legal alcoholic drink, a new Star Wars film that’s actually good. That time is long gone. I can do all those things I listed, plus I haven’t see…

